Tag: Avocado on toast

  • Farm Girl @ Market Halls

    Farm Girl @ Market Halls

    Well the first thing that annoyed me about going to the office this week was myself – forgetting my earphones case – imagine the horrors of having to listen to those inane conversations in the office.

    The second that that annoyed me was this cunt:

    BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance "People aren't more productive working from home – it's a load of nonsense”Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!

    Peter Stefanovic (@peterstefanovic.bsky.social) 2026-02-09T17:19:55.350Z

    And then the third thing was paying £12.00 for one slice of avocado toast at Farm Girl.

    £12.00…for one slice. Well, it was £10.00 plus £2.00 for each poached egg.

    “How many £2.00 poached eggs would you like, sir”?

    That said, it was pretty looking – even if it looked even more of a joke at that price.

    The bread was fairly standard wholemeal sourdough, the avocado mushy if on the cold side.

    The poached egg was perfectly cooked – the Aleppo chilli flakes get a bonus point – but also something was awfully salty – the mint? It sounds strange to suggest mint could be really salty.

    Overall, this £12.00 single slice of avocado on toast from Farm Girl was a bit of a joke.

    Rating of 5/10.